Wednesday, March 23, 2005

I Think I'm Having My Man Period


This afternoon I started having ravenous cravings for chocolate. After I snarfed down a Krunch bar I was still jonesing for some more chocolate so I got a chocolate croissant at Caribou Coffee.

Then, just as the chocolate craving ended, I had a huge craving for some French fries. I snarfed down a (small) plate of those and then, at last, I felt my cravings calm down.

Either I am (a) pregnant or (b) having my man period. Something is going on here. I never have these cravings. I have no idea what this is all about.

Suggestions?