LOS ANGELES, Calif. (NEWSWIRE)—Lindsay Lohan’s breasts collapsed from exhaustion Monday as production on her music video "Over" wrapped in Los Angeles.
“Her breasts looked just exhausted,” said Laurie Redmon, a caterer on the set. “They had been hiked up for hours under all those lights and all that makeup and, you know, I heard they’d been out partying real late.” Redmon shook her head sadly. “After all the overtime they've been putting in lately the poor things just collapsed."
Lohan’s breasts were rushed to Los Angeles Municipal Hospital by ambulance where they are reportedly resting comfortably.
“We're happy to report that Ms. Lohan’s breasts should be back on their feet by the end of the week,” said Dr. Richard Vurti, a spokesman for the hospital. "They received CPR, oxygen, and an IV on the way to the hospital and started to perk up almost immediately, so the prognosis is good,“ Vurti explained.
Lohan’s video “Over” has Lohan playing a moody rock girl with a boyfriend whose father does not approve of their relationship. Part of the video takes place in a trailer in the woods where Lohan makes out with her boyfriend and then trashes the trailer.
“This is really a return to Lindsay’s roots,” says Dina Lohan, Lindsay’s mother and manager. “I’m so very proud of my little girl.”
