LONDON (AP)—Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice flew to London today on her first official foreign visit. Rice stepped off the plane in full military fatigues with a cigarette dangling from the corner of her mouth, a loaded AK-47 held delicately in her hands and a bandana tied neatly around her head.
“I plan on a very successful visit here in London today,” Rice said to reporters crowding around her as she made her way to a waiting limousine.
Rice hogtied British Prime Minister Tony Blair and his wife at their home on Downing Street, not far from Parliament.
“You bitches are next,” Rice yelled out the window in the direction of Parliament. “London is mine!”
Rice sat down for a quick interview while she loaded a shotgun.
“Yes, I do believe that Iran could use, uh, a little more democratization. And that’s why the President and I agree that maybe that should be our next step. I mean, we’re kind of finishing up in Iraq right now and we’re not quite as impressed with the body count as we thought we would be, so Iran was just sort of the next logical step.”
