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What's that? What's that you say? Your friend's film festival didn't go quite as planned? Try our following recipe to deal with the situation.
First, analyze the hell out of the situation. Talk. A lot. Call the judges stupid bitches. And then explore why their mediocrity of vision didn't land you one of the awards. Laugh about the films that did win the awards--including the one that featured sing-a-longs with corporate logos. That one sucked.
Second, go to the nearest convenience store. Buy Doritos and Pop Tarts. Return home with said products and best friend and pull out expensive bottle of Italian wine. Let friend wear the tiara and earrings your friends gave you as a gag gift two years ago. Take pictures. Then laugh at pictures.
Laugh at said pictures until your stomach hurts and you don't care about the stupid film festival anyway. You know why? Because you're fabulous. That's why. Your tiara says it all.
