
These guys make me wish I was a) a hot straight girl, and/or b) a hot straight bat (if you know what I mean).

In this case, I wish I was a) Ben Affleck's lover, and/or b) European. Ben Affleck and his gay cousin, Jason, are on the left, in an ad for PFLAG. On the right is a gay European couple in an ad for IKEA (the text translates to "My daddies also come in a set") .
P.S. It's now 9 a.m. and I can't find my effing W-2 form. How serious is the government when they say that taxes are due on April 15th? What if I go ahead and put 'er in the mail tomorrow? No good?
Josh H.'s Treatz addendum:
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