Also, we'd like to thank Jesus Christ for his good faith in us after a rather upsetting series of events left him as hung as a Clydesdale. Any day now he'll stop making movies and start tending to the needs of non-white non-American non-Christians who do not have the luxury of being the son of the most powerful being ever but who have, incidently, been spared the pain of being a neighbor to one of the 59,000,000 Americans who voted for the second most powerful being, President Clown, pictured below, who recently dressed up for Condi's confirmation as secretary of state.

So it is with great pride that I (we) welcome you to our humble weblog. Go ahead--make yourself at home.