Saturday, January 29, 2005

Tara Reid is a Brainy Anthropologist


Remember last week when Tara Reid was around town and her boob popped out of her dress? Well, she was back around town this week for the premier of her new movie “Alone in the Dark” in which she plays a brainy anthropologist. Rumor has it that her co-star Steven Dorff (of “Blade” fame) didn’t show up to the premiere because he was afraid to be associated with the movie which has received unbelievably bad reviews. (The New York Post gave the movie zero stars.) I, for one, am astonished—astonished!—that a Tara Reid movie could get ZERO stars. I mean, after her performances in “Body Shots” and “Urban Legend” I woulda thought the bitch would have an Academy Award by now, especially after portraying a brainy anthropologist in this last one, you know?